Cancelations

I guess the cancellation season isn't quite over just yet. I have had a bunch of new cancelations and some even double dates so that has pretty much cleared up all of next week for me. That means that I need your help to fill some of these gaps.

Right now this is what is available. 

Monday the 11th of January

Tuesday the 12th of January

Thursday the 14th of January 

Friday the 15th of January

Monday the 18th of January 

To book any of the dates just email me at 

Onkelallan@gmail.com

I will be in Bergen, Norway from the 20th to the 28th of January working at Let's Buzz. There is still a few openings left there so if anyone is up for it let me know.

Same deal... Email idea, size, placement etc. to

onkelallan@gmail.com

And one more time to the ones who have been away on holiday...

I am still booking from now till July. If you are planning to come later in the year just send me a mail anyway and we will have a look at the dates.

Now some pictures to keep you all happy.

One more thing for those who doesn't follow the shop blog. Jakub have started a Conspiracy Inc. Newsletter where you will be informed about events, cancelations, guest artists, new merch etc.

Go to conspiracyinctattoo.blogspot.comwww.conspiracyinctattoo.blogspot.com and join the mailing list/newsletter. The form in on the right side of the blog. 

Happy New Year Y'all!!

Hope everyone has made it into 2016 as nice as I did. It has been a good start so far. New years eve was enjoyed in the amazing company of my lovely girlfriend, Kinga and my handsome dog, Lucifer. A lot of delicious food and chilling all day. Hanging on the couch and watching movies. Awesome... Just what we needed. And what a nice change to start the year NOT hungover! Spend the whole day snacking more food and delicious leftovers and watching (almost) all 3 of Lord Of The Rings (extended version). Today I did the first tattoo of the year... completely forgot to take a picture though. It was something I don't get asked to do, like, ever... Outline of a world map. Many people think that I only want to do certain things and only if there is an upside down cross in it... not true, people! So I kinda enjoyed starting the year in this humble matter and giving Paul his first tattoo. Thanks Paul!

I want to say thanks to all my amazing friends and customers who made 2015 a good year despite challenges and struggles. You all made it easier to get through it all. I am convinced that 2016 will be easier and better and full of more good times and fun events, just like it used. I hope that we get to have even more good times together and 2016 will be the year where we get Conspiracy Inc. back on track. But more about all this later. Again, Thank you all. I am hoping to see you all in this new year that is ahead of us.

It is hard for me to figure out where to start... so many things to update you all about. I will try to do it short so we can get to the fancy tattoo pictures.

My good friend, Nick aka Electric Pick came up with this idea to make a little special online "club" for all you fellow pervs. "The Dirty Secrets Club". Since all these social medias, that we all love so much, won't allow us to show picture, drawings or paintings with, or of, naked bodies, Nick decided to make a place for him and a couple of his friends (including me), to show and sell all this sexy, erotic, pornographic and exciting art that we make. 
This club has been such a huge success that Nick has been forced to rethink the frames of this club to let more pervs join us. Therefor it is, in this writing moment, not possible to join for new members. Be patient and check back in or keep an eye on my Instagram and twitter to see when we are back in business. A huge thanks to everyone who have joined and a special thanks to those who have bought originals or ordered commissioned pieces. I am looking forward to make more to put in there. 

Here is a few teasers from Instagram.

In November I went back to Bergen to be part of an amazing historic Black Metal event. Some of the photos can already be seen here and on my other blog. More will come soon... Would love to hear what you all think about them... 

This was also a mental deadline for me to finish collecting for the Black metal book that I have been working on for the last many years. Many last pieces fell into place around this event and made it even more clear that now is the time. 

If everything goes as planned, Nick and I will start laying it out when he comes and join us here at Conspiracy Inc. in February. Yes... that mean that he will be here to tattoo as well so keep an eye on his blog and Conspiracy Inc. for updates on bookings. I, for one, is super excited to have him back. 

Gaahls Wyrd at Blekk Metal

2016 wile filled with travels as always. First one is right around the corner and will be back to Bergen and my Norwegian family at Let's Buzz. I will be there to make a few tattoos and gather the absolute last pieces for the book. I will be there from the 19th of January till the 28th of January. Although most spots is filled there is still a few spots open so should you be interested in getting tattooed there then send a mail with the usual info, Idea, spot, size, budget and so on, to Onkelallan@gmail.com

For the first time, I will be at the Paris Tattoo Convention, Mondial Du Tatouage, from the 4-6th of March. I will be doing my usual thing with walk-ins from Premade designs so no need to book, just come by and see if there is anything you like. 

I am always very excited to be back in Tokyo, Japan, with my family at Ink Rat Tattoo. I will available for appointments from the 1-20th of april. For appointments, email me with the usual... idea, spot, size and so on to 

Onkelallan@gmail.com

I am also excited to be back in this new edition of the Brighton Tattoo convention that this year has been moved to a warmer and hopefully less windy time of year. This time the dates are the 30th of April to the 1st of May. Check the site for more info. Same deal as Paris... Walk-ups only from designs. Come check it out!

Some time in May there might be a smaller spot in Copenhagen back with my good buddy, David, the Infamous Dino Baby. But since we don't have dates set yet, I won't be taking appointments for that just yet. 

For the rest of you who wants to come see me here in Berlin, I am currently booking from 

January till july 2016.

Same thing goes... Send a mail with your Idea, Spot, Size and Budget if you are on one, to 

Onkelallan@gmail.com

 Should you be traveling to Berlin later on in the year and want to book an appointment then just send a mail anyway and I will see if my plans are clear for that time and we might be able to book you in anyway. I understand that some people need to plan their trips longer than a few months in advance so just send a mail with your plans and we can try to make it work. 
That goes for people, who just happens to be in town, as well. I try not to overbook myself so there might be room to book you in. Just send me a mail. 

One of the things I have missed this last year have been some of the events that Conspiracy Inc. usually make. We will try to change that this year. But more about that later when the plans are more set... But Halloween is back for sure!!! 

There is so many more things that I want to announce but it seams like this post is getting to long to keep you peoples focus... so I will wait. Easy, Easy.... The pictures are coming! 

I will remind you guys about travels and dates and such regularly.
As mentioned earlier, I am booking this month, January, at the moment. There has again been too many obstacles for me to keep up with my bookings and that has again left me with way too many gaps in my calendar. So let me know if you want to get an appointment this month. 
I might make some new flash if the time presents itself. Maybe walk-In days? Let me know.

Ok ok... Picture time.

Under the sign of...

Happy new year all.


As I wrote in my last post, I need your help. You might havn't read it and I understand... there were no pictures to look at or anything so I'll explain.


I am putting together stuff for a new book project. The main theme will be Black Metal and everything related or inspired by this. I don't wanna get into why and what right now since that will take too long and besides, you cane read it when you buy the book, wink wink.


The book will be a bit of everything that I do. Everything from photos, paintings, Illustrations, doodles and yes, tattoos.


So here is what I need from you. I want to make a big batch of tattoos specially made for this book. By specially I mean that they fit in the theme and therefor has to fit certain criteria.
You don't have to be on my waiting list to get in on this action so if you want to skip 2 years of waiting list and want to have something evil black metalish done then here is your chance. I will reserve as much of March as possible for this. I obviously need to book March with work so please get back to me about this and appointments as fast as possible, so that I can plan everything.
So here is how it's gonna work:


1) It has to be somehow related to or inspired by Black Metal!
This can be everything from an interpretation of a cover (no reproductions, but my way of drawing it), something with corpse paint, something inspired by a song or lyric, burning churches, "portraits" of members of bands, satan stuff and crap... please just feel free to think of things here. The better the idea the bigger the chance to get a spot. If you aren't sure about your idea then shoot me a mail about it and we will see where we can take it. I can come up with tons of cool ideas but I really want to see where you guys can take it. You can also choose to just give me a spot, size and a few keywords like favorite album, singer, cover, band, image etc and I'll figure out something. Go nuts and evil.


2) I need to be a one session piece
... ABSOLUTELY MAX 2 sessions IF we can finish it in March.
This means that it shouldn't be too big. But everything from palm size to a one session up to 7-8 hours is cool.


3) It needs to be on a spot where I can get a good photo of it.
This means no strange angles between to many other tattoos. Please give me a good spot to work with here. No hands or necks since it is illegal to do in Denmark. No feet since they ALLWAYS photograph badly.


4) Be prepared to let me change details about the design
... so I can make sure that I can use it for this project. This usually isn't a problem with any of my customers...just wanted to make it clear anyway.


The tattoos I will do here won't be published anywhere until they have been printed in this book to make sure that there is something new to look at for the tattoo lovers.
When emailing about appointments make sure to include a few possible dates to make it easier and faster to book everybody in.


I really really hope that there is a lot of you who wants to be a part of this. I will make a little special something for those of you who gets tattooed for this project as a thank you.


So come on people!!! Put on some corpse paint, your favorite Burzum album on the record player and start thinking about what you can get tattooed and then email me asap!!
Normally all bookings goes through Amalie but since I have to check the ideas and stuff you'll have to email me.

onkelallan@gmail.com

Here is a little inspiration to what you can do with the theme. This piece of flash was made specially for the London convention. These designs are inspired by the bands Carpathian Forest, Darkthrone, Gorgoroth and 1349.

Sigh no more

The frustration about not having anything new to post here on my blog has now forced me to make a blog post...without pictures!! Ughrrr..! I hate blogging without pictures but I don't wanna post a pitty picture either. The hard life of a blogger.


It feels like forever since I have finished anything that I could get a good picture of. It seams like I have been starting a tons of things and finished a bunch of old pieces and some new ones where I just couldn't get a good picture because swelling or bleeding or the annoying contrast between old and new. Even though I have posted pictures on my twitter and Instagram it just doesn't feel the same as keeping you dear followers updated. So once again sorry for the absence but it has nothing to do with not wanting to blog. 


I wanna use this post for something good anyway. UPDATES!!!


First up: Artshow. I did a flash painting for the Cut N Color for the Tattoo Flash show at The Pretty Pretty Collective in San Francisco. It will be for sale but since we want you people near by to go see it and the rest of the pieces in person there will be no pictures of it until after the opening. Go check it out. It should be a great show with some great artists. I am stoked to have been invited to join. Wish I could be there for the opening! Hopefully we will be able to drop by San Francisco on our holiday this summer and say hi to the nice people behind the last two shows that I have been a part of. 
The show opens on March 12. Go here for more details.


Our Japan trip is getting closer! Can't wait to be back in my happyplace!! 
Workdates should be kinda in place so if you wanna get something done in Japan then write me an email with idea, placement, size and what dates you are available for. Write me on Onkelallan@gmail.com
As always I will be working with the amazing Ink Rats in Koenji, Tokyo. You can also email Hata on inkrat00@yahoo.co.jp to book an appointment. We will be in Japan from the 30th of March till the 7th of May. 


I have also been invited to join the Tokyo Tattoo Convention organized by Tokyo Hardcore from the 29th of April to the 1st of May. Again should you be around and want to get a piece done then send me a mail with placement and Idea but remember that it is on a convention so there will be places that I won't be doing in order to not destroy my back. 
More details about the show when I get them. 


Bizarre magazine has just finished a thingy about me that will be in an upcoming issue. Looking forward to see the finished print with fancy pictures from the new shop. 


Speaking of shop. Some might have seen previews of the new workroom on the Conspiracy blog. It looks amazing!! There is still many things that needs to hung on the walls but it is already looking really really epic. Flora have been changing our drawing room too. Looks better than ever but also needs a few last touches. Drop by to see for your self.


Speaking of Flora: Check out her new and improved website that she made! 


I am currently trying to get into making a bunch of paintings for tshirts, prints, stickers and businesscards. Got a few prints that I wanna do but I'm trying to figure out what size and paper and so on. Hopefully soon there will be new goodies to spend your hard earned money on. 


It is time for me to go renew my passport and then go finish another old piece that I won't be able to get a good picture of... Sigh...
Thursday and friday should be new one shots so hopefully there will be something new to look at soon. 


Until then. 

I will see you again...

So where were we this time?

Well, we are back from Japan...have been for a while now I guess. It is crazy cold here in Copenhagen specially coming from nice weather in Tokyo. But it is good to back together with the Gang and I have been keeping myself busy with fun stuff...hence the absence from this here blog.

To make a long post short, I have been tattooing a bunch but not much to post YET.
I have been trying to go through the huge Gigapiles of pictures from the trip.
I just finished sorting through the pictures of bikes and people on bikes from Japan. Some of these might go on this Danish blog if they like my pictures. More about that if that happens.

So many things have happened that I don't know where to start or what to say... ok breath...

Well, I have decided to start a new blog. I will make a blog for my photos so the ones of you who only care about the tattoo stuff don't have to scroll through long post with pictures of...well, not tattoos. Also I kinda feel guilty for making these long posts for the same reason, so therefore a new blog will be born soon. I will still have small posts here on this blog when I update the photoblog and if I have stories or what ever to tell about the pictures. See the idea about the new blog is to have more pictures and less words. So the journal part stays here. Anyway... more about that when I am done editing more pictures and come up with a name that doesn't sound too stupid or pretentious.

Since Myspace is dead (or slowly and painfully dying) I decided to kill my internet boredom by joining something that I though I would newer get into. No it's not facebook. I will NEVER make a facebook profile. No, you see, I now have a Twitter account. Yeb! Havn't tweeeeeted much yet but as soon as I have something to say and have figured out how it all works I guess updates and news will be flowing there for you all to see. I figure it will be everything from updates about travels, cancellations/openings, shows or conventions or stuff for sale but also stupid stuff that I want to share with the rest of my fellow internetters. So hit me up. Im...well Uncle_Allan. There will also soon be a link here to push if you can't find me for some reason.

The two paintings from the "Scream With Me" show, that didn't got sold, is now back and safe at the Conspiracy. If you wanna check them out in real life or even wanna own one of them then drop by the shop.

Please keep an eye on Amalies blog for an update of her Etsy shop. She is putting some of her latest masterpieces up there and I took the pictures of them for her shop. It was a fun day so I am looking forward to see the result online. The hats are amazing so go check them out when the shop is up again.

More news soon...

Now as promised, some pictures!

Matt got the other hand after all. Hope it stays in there!!

One of the last pieces from Japan. A HELL MOUTH!


I finally got to tattoo Rei.

This one was inspired by the Mastodon cover for Blood mountain. Geeks will recognize the logo.

A little sneak peak... I wanna get a picture of it healed before I post the whole thing.

No music video today...but a little treat anyway!
THE MIGHTY BOOOOOSH!!

In other news...

This here post will be a information post.

First off; Booking!!! Yes! One of the most FAQ! Now we finally have an answer to that question. This is the real deal people. No matter what you have heard about how impossible it is to book with me, it's not true. It is possible to get an appointment. Maybe not next week or month but it's not impossible. You still have to get in contact with my wife Amalie to book with me but she has made a really cool system to try to avoid and slowly get rid of my waaaaay too long waiting list.
Please go to the shop blog HERE. While you are at it check out how fancy she made the Conspiracy Inc. blog. So check out the FAQ there and also please just take your time to read the booking rules/instructions. It all there...everything you need to know. Just take your time. Ok so one more time for the cheap seats. To see how to book with me...go HERE. Thanks to everyone who is patient enough to wait and get tattooed by me! I really really appreciate it!!

Next topic. Japan!! Yep we are going back to Japan... soon. We will be in Tokyo and at Ink Rat from the 5th of November till the 4th of December. To book an appointment with me there you will have to email Hata at Ink Rat Inkrat00@yahoo.co.jp (that's cero's in the end..NOT o's). But to avoid any misunderstandings please send me an email with your idea, placement and size to Conspiracyinctattoo@gmail.com
Still not sure what to do or where to write? Go HERE.
I am gonna have some vacation and some painful sessions with my good ol pal Shige so I don't know how much I will be working so hurry up before the Vacation Fever sets in.

What else...

Again, and this will not be the last time I mention it, GO SEE THE "SCREAM WITH ME" ART SHOW IN SAN FRANCISCO!!!
Check out the site HERE
I will post pictures of my 3 paintings later but I want to wait till after the opening party which is tomorrow. All 3 painting are for sale at the Gallery so if you wanna own a nicely framed painting cheaper than what I normally charge then go see the show.

mmm...what else...

well due to temporary loss of internet I forgot what else to inform you guys about. So that's it.

Here is a picture of Martin's arm. This will be a sleeve of satanic goodness. This is the first part and you can look forward to see the next part soon as he has 2 more sessions this month where we will ad a wolfheaded priest with 13 eyes and antlers...WHAT? Yep! That's gonna happen!!
But for now, here is first part.


Tomorrow I will finally get to see my good friend Jacob play with his band The Kandidate. They will be on tour with Volbeat and Entombed in Europe so go check them out! So far I have missed out every time they have played near me so I am excited to finally see them live.
So why not throw in a little video for our music video marathon?



Some of you might remember him from the good ol days with Hatesphere. I actually even tattooed Anne from the video today. You can go check out the progress on the shop blog.



This video was actually my original idea for today's video part of the post. Nothing to do with the rest but I wanna post it today anyway. Moooody!!