Saturday, July 26, 2014

Thank You

In these times where everybody is or can become a custom tattooer, it can be easy to forget how lucky and privileged we are. We have become used to getting to do what we want and sometimes so much that "what we want" isn't even good enough. Going through my files, to find photos for this blogpost, I thought a lot about how lucky I am.  How amazing my job is. What a privilege it is to have customers who trust me enough to let me do what I do. I have fun tattoos to do all the time and it is not because I feel too good to do a kanji or a tribal, I'm just lucky enough to have customers who want me to do what I do. But most of all I feel lucky to get to tattoo at all. 
With all the things that has been going on the last many months it is also easy to "forget" all the nice people who have been through the shop to get tattooed, but looking through the photos they are all coming back. Not that any of you have been forgotten, just stowed away for a short period.
So thank you, everybody who has been kind enough to let me do my thing and let me tattoo you. Thanks for all the good talks and fun times! Thanks for keeping me busy!

This post is also a thank you to all the customers who come back either to show me their healed tattoo or to get more done. It can be hard to get a picture of the healed tattoo when most of my customers are traveling to get them done. But luckily I also have people who comes back again and again. Thank you! So here is some photos of some healed tattoos.

Did you notice that the blog is still alive?
Well drop by next week and see if it still is!

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Going Back To Tokyo!

Saturday is here again and as promised: A blog post with dates for Japan. I finally found the time to sit down and go through travel sites and cross reference it with calendars. So it looks like I will be in Tokyo from the 16th of october till the 20th of november. As always I will be working with my family in InkRat in Koenji, Tokyo. There is no words that can describe how much I miss those guys and Tokyo so I am really excited to be able to go back. It has been two years since the last time I was there so I feel it more than about time to go back to my favorite place on earth and what I like to call my second home. 

So if anyone should be interested in getting tattooed by me while I am there then please contact Hata at InkRat to book an appointment. I will be open for appointments from the 18th of october till the 19th of november.
Email Hata at for bookings or me at for ideas and questions.

As I also mentioned last week, the waiting list is dead and gone for good. So now all you have to do is email a couple of months in advance to get tattooed. For Berlin Booking email or 

I'll say it again next week to make sure everybody gets it.

Till next time!!

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Thing with horns

Here is a post with things that has horns. Not bad, right? Not just roses... Crazy town! Also... second week of posting! Wuuuhoooo!

Since it has been a while I feel I need to say this again. The waiting list is FINALLY dead! DONE!! GONE!! NO MORE!!! 
From now on I will only book max two months in advance. So no more signing up for appointments two years ahead of time. This means that in this moment I am booking August and September. So for booking please email either Amalie at or me at . 

For the slow kids I will repeat this next week when I post again... yes it will happen. Next week I will also have actual dates for Japan in October/november.

So see you soon!

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Is there anybody...OUT THERE??

Here we go again. I'm not gonna jinx myself by promising that this time will be different and that I will be blogging a lot from now on. I'm Just gonna see what happens and do my best.

There is as always lots to tell and share but I'm gonna take it slow and start with this little picture post. Stuff with roses!! What a surprise, right?
Good thing I love doing roses. More stuff with roses soon.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013


Whether you choose to believe in a god or not I wish you a great xmas. For me it's all about the amazing food and great company and not about religion at all. But that doesn't mean that I can say thanks to all my friends, family, colleagues and customers with a little xmas card. Taken..hmrrr hrmrmr.. on our winter cabin in the Alps where we like to go a jodle from time to time. So however you choose to spend this time I wish you all the best. 

See you all soon!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

London London London

So here I am again...and it has only been a day!!

I wanted to do a post about this years London Convention but as I was looking through my photos I realised that all the photos looked like crap or were out of focus! I did some really really fun ones too but the lighting in the convention is so terrible that it was impossible to get a good shot with my real camera. I was hoping that it would be better if I took them with my iPhone... it wasn't. So no pictures this time! Sorry! You should go to the Conspiracy Inc. Blog to see the post Amalie posted with some shots from the convention. But we still had a great time and as always, I wanna send a giant thank you to all the cool people who dropped by to get tattooed, say hi or buy stuff! THANK YOU!! 
Like the last couple of years, we shared the booth with my good friend Chriss Dettmer. The best booth mate ever. We stayed at a new hotel this time which was a really nice change but also resulted in us being a bit less social than we used to be since we didn't have to walk through the hotel bar on our way to our rooms. The hotel was really nice and in a new area, which meant new restaurants... what a treat! 
This convention thing that I have been doing for the last couple of years, doing walk-up only, from flash, was working perfectly again this year. So well that I will do the same for the Brighton convention. That's right! We are going to be at the Brighton Convention this February. No bookings. Just drop by and see what I have drawn up and who ever is ready as soon as I am will get tattooed. 

I have more new stuff to tell you, so this is it, about London. Sorry for the lack of photos. But I can't leave you without some sort of photo. 

Tune in again tomorrow for a new post.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Queen Ov Hell

I recently did a painting to help my good friend Nick, promote my never ending Black Metal Book project that will be published through Clandestine Republic hopefully around summer 2014. So maybe it will end... Some day!

This painting was made specially for him to sell through Clandestine Republic and is only made in 100 copies. 
Its a high quality giclĂ©e print on fancy fine art paper measuring 40 x 61 cm (16" x 24") and all numbered and hand stamped.
Since in writing moment half has already been sold I wouldn't sleep on this. Go HERE to buy it. It can not be bought through the shop or me since I don't have any of them. I really hope you guys like this.
While you are there you should check out Electric Picks 2 amazing comics, Red Box and Turbo Drome

A taste of Red Box

And a taste of Turbo Drome

There is all sorts of cool limited prints from awesome artist for sale right now so go shop now before they all are sold out. It is also last minute if you want to make sure they get there in time to be under that there three... You know which one I'm talking about.
Great presents for sure. So go shop! NOW!!!

More updates and teasers about the book later... just so you don't forget.

Monday, November 11, 2013


After a busy busy couple of months of this and that I'm finally ready to start this pervy project of mine.
Many things has happened since last post and that is one of the reasons why it has been that long. I will try to get back to you about some of the things soon. Promise. But since a lot of people have asked, if they were too late for the perv project, I figured that it might be better to get this cleared up right away. You are not too late... In fact it hasn't even started yet. I have been too busy to take on any orders, but it is starting to clear up a bit now, so here we go.  

This is how it is gonna work:

To get a custom ordered perv painting you pay a non refundable deposit of 50€ to my paypal at and put in you email address and comment it as build-a-perv. Then I'll send you a form that you will have to return to me with your requests. 
Please note that it can take a few weeks before I get them done, maybe longer if it is more difficult ideas. 

I would like to point one thing out. Although I'm up for painting your porn fantasies or what not, then this isn't about how far you can go. You don't have to think of the craziest, most vulgar thing ever. Don't try to freak me out or "impress" me with what ever wild thing you have thought up. I wanna paint something erotic, porn, tease, but not something crazy for the sake of being crazy. I'm not saying that you have to hold back, just saying that you should choose what you really wanna have as a painting and not what you think is the craziest thing ever. 
There will be 3 different sizes to choose from (it's all in the form)
and the prices will range from 100€ - 400€ depending on size and details. 

The form also comes with more detail about how to do this and stuff. 

Here is a few more previews of what is possible but not what it has to look like. 

Any questions about this can be send to me on

Page from set of flash that I'm working on. More info as soon as it's done.

 Painting made for our friend Amanda... she really likes balls!

 A couple of random paintings and the first pre-order.

A couple of paintings done for the hell of it and flash. Maybe for sale soon on the webshop. Maybe...

I'm hopeing to get some fun orders from you soon! 
More news about stuff soon! 

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Almost there...

So... I'm almost ready to get the Build-A-Perv project going and I gotta say that I'm excited. Both to get started on all the cool paintings that I hopefully will get to do but also to see if this will work. But I really look forward to get my perv on and paint a ton for you all. So keep an close eye on the blog in the days to come. 

Since the last time I blogged here, there has been a lot of updates on the Conspiracy Inc. blog. Guests, projects, and even a new webshop. So please head over there to see all the new stuff and to see who is coming in the near future so you can book an appointment before it is too late. 

Time for pictures!

See you soon!

Friday, August 2, 2013

Black black black

I'm still working on my Black Metal book project that will be published through Clandestine Republic as soon as I get completely done with putting together stuff... I keep finding stuff I want to add to this dark project of mine and therefore keep postponing the deadline... BUT it will happen. I still feel that there is some black metal tattoos to be done so if you have some cool idea in mind that has something to do with Black Metal then let me know ad I will try to squeeze you in as soon as possible. Since there is a deadline somewhere I will do what I can to get these last minute pieces done asap. So Email me if you have an idea that you think will work with the project. I have to point out that is really have to have some reference to Black Metal music and not just satanic imagery. I would prefer to do stuff with reference to band members or bands but it can also be reference to a song title or even lyrics. 

Immortal on Copenhell 2012

I know that it isn't fair to the ones who have been waiting for an appointment forever but I need to finish this soon so I will have to do it this way. But if you are on the waitinglist to get something else you can still jump on this opportunity and still keep your spot on the list. This is two different things. So get on it people and help me make this book super awesome and dark!!! 

Email me with idea, size, placement and reference if needed to:

Tuesday, July 30, 2013


For more than a year now I have been wanting to get into my next project/theme... erotic and porn. It has been difficult for me to find the time to get into this but more importantly it has been hard for me to figure out where and how to start. So many ideas and ways to do this. So many different mediums and genres to get into. But most difficult for me is still to figure out how dirty, sexy, provocative, suggestive, hardcore I can do this. I, personally, don't have any problem with painting or tattooing anything super graphic but I have to admit that there still is a bit of me that is hesitant to put out the dirty stuff because what people might think... but on the other hand... I don't care if any of you think that I'm a perv. There is nothing wrong with a bit of tastefull porn/erotic or what ever you wanna call it.
 But my hesitation made me think of an idea! I'm gonna let you be the pervs! I'm gonna let it be up to you to choose how dirty or graphic it will be. See, since I usually need a deadline to finish any paintings I do, I figured out a way to do this, have a design idea to go on and at the same time make paintings on commission. I still havn't figured out all the details but here is my thought and I need some feedback on this:

You get to build your own perv painting!
I wanna make a series of porn/erotic paintings but I don't really wanna do a show or anything like that. I just want to paint a lot and try out different ideas. So these paintings will be done by pre-orders so I have something to work towards. I will sell these originals cheaper than what I normally would sell my originals for since this is a project for both the buyer and me. I will keep the right to use it online and stuff but the original goes to the buyer obviously.    
The way it will work is that you, the buyer, will put down a deposit on the painting so I know that you are serious about it and that I'm not painting for nothing. When the deposit is paid I will send back a list with options to choose from, that you have to send back to me.
It will be options like if you want solo or couple. How graphic you want it. What style you want it in, like tattoo flash or more artsy. some answers will open up for a new question so I know exactly what to paint and what you want in your painting.  From the answers I will be able to make the painting the way the buyer want it and therefor leave the perviness be all up to you! Hey, I'm just painting what I'm told! Get it? 

I hope this makes sense but I will be more specific soon when I figure all the last details out and make the lists to send out. 

Here is a few examples of what it could be like but not limited to... It is just to give you an idea and something to look at in this post. 

So please leave a comment here about what you think or send me a mail with your comment to but please don't send any questions. I don't have the time to answer at the moment and I will explain more when I am ready to set this up for real. It will happen and it will happen soon I just want a bit of feedback or thoughts before I set it in motion. 

Thanks and see you all soon!

Friday, July 26, 2013

Live from Berlin!!

Hello world! It's me... Uncle Allan... Remember me?

I have so many things to tell and show and as usual so little time to do it. But I will try to make a few posts for you to get back into my blogness. I know we have been down this road before with empty promises of more frequently blog posts but I will actually make an effort today of preparing a few posts that will be posted in the time to come.
One of the reasons for this is not only to make it look like I'm actually blogging again but also to make sure that you all don't overload on news and shit. So we will take it slow and get into things one post at the time.

I can reveal this much that there will be stuff about new projects, and such for example some custom ordered erotic painting ala build-a-painting... but more about this soon enough.

Today I think we will start with news about bookings and stuff.

The waiting list is slowly dying. What this mean, other than that people soon doesn't have to sign up for two years of waiting, you can read about in THIS blog post on the Conspiracy Inc. blog.

I'm still working on my Black Metal book and trying to get all my stuff for it together but I feel like there is room for a few more tattoos. So if anyone still have some cool ideas get in touch and I will do what I can to squeeze you in as soon as possible. If you want to get something black metal tattooed then email me at with your idea and where you want it and what else I need to know to book it in. This is only for Black Metal related tattoos, other bookings still have to go through Amalie and have to wait like the rest of the normal projects. Go to the Conspiracy Inc. blog to see what to do.

In other appointment related news: I will be at the London Tattoo Convention again this year and as the last couple of years I will only be doing walk-ins. So no bookings needed and no special requests. I will be making some new flash that will only be done once so you still have your own personal piece done by me. I will get back about this later when I have started making the new flash.

I think this is it for the first post. Check back in soon. More exciting news to come!
Now... picture time!