Tuesday, May 3, 2016

New shit!!

I just added the leftovers of Tshirts and tote bags, from the Brighton convention, to the conspiracy web shop. It's only a limited batch so there's only a few left and it will not be reprinted. So act fast and get yours on conspiracyinctattoo.bigcartel.com

Friday, April 8, 2016

Blacker than the rest.

FINALLY!!! Nick and I are finally at a point where we can start sharing the news about the black metal book that I have been working on for a looooong time now. 
Please visit www.Clandestinerepublic.com for more info. 
More news will follow. 

Friday, March 25, 2016

Dirty Easter.

Just finished the last one of the 3 new dirty pieces for the "Dirty Secret Club".

For those of you who still haven't heard about that it's a club, made by and through Clandestine Republic, where we can post and sell our perverted artworks without having to censor them. 
You can buy a lifelong membership once in a while when Nick is ready to take in new ones. When he does it's through store.clandestinerepublic.com under DSC. 
So here is a couple of sneaks and if you wanna see them in full uncensored awesomeness you'll have to go to the club. 

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Tokyo rats

I was hoping to have had more time to sit down and write a nice post about this. Truth is that there has been a bunch of events setting me weeks back in my schedule. Not good!! 
So here we are again. Blogging from my phone. But it's important and has to be done. 
I will be back at Inkrat tattoo in Tokyo Japan from the 1st of April till the 19th of April. To book an appointment, please email Hata at 

Back here in Berlin I still have a couple of gaps I want to fill up in the end of April and I am currently booking May and June and July as well. 
There is a couple of Denmark trips in the horizon. 
First one is in May from the 14th of May til the 20th of May. Only a few spots left. I'll be back working with my favorite Dino, THE dino baby. 
The second trip is still not complete settled but it will be in the end of June. More details soon. 
But for now you can book these by emailing me at onkelallan@gmail.com
Please include idea, placements, size and what else I would need to know to book you in. 
I would also like to remind you that i will be at the Brighton tattoo convention from the 30th of April till the 1st of May. I'll bring some stuff to choose from as usual. No appointments. Just drop by. 

I sure hope that I will have time to blog a bit more soon to keep you all informed. 
I'll do my best. 

Friday, January 8, 2016

Dirty secrets

Here is a little preview of the first painting this year. The whole thing can be seen and bought in the "Dirty Secret Club".
If you like dirty art and you aren't already a member then go get your membership to get acces to a bunch of dirty stuff from electric pick and myself and others soon. Get your membership through store.clandestinerepublic.com 

Thursday, January 7, 2016


I guess the cancellation season isn't quite over just yet. I have had a bunch of new cancelations and some even double dates so that has pretty much cleared up all of next week for me. That means that I need your help to fill some of these gaps.
Right now this is what is available. 

Monday the 11th of January
Tuesday the 12th of January
Thursday the 14th of January 
Friday the 15th of January
Monday the 18th of January 

To book any of the dates just email me at 

I will be in Bergen, Norway from the 20th to the 28th of January working at Let's Buzz. There is still a few openings left there so if anyone is up for it let me know.
Same deal... Email idea, size, placement etc. to

And one more time to the ones who have been away on holiday...
I am still booking from now till July. If you are planning to come later in the year just send me a mail anyway and we will have a look at the dates.

Now some pictures to keep you all happy.

One more thing for those who doesn't follow the shop blog. Jakub have started a Conspiracy Inc. Newsletter where you will be informed about events, cancelations, guest artists, new merch etc.
Go to conspiracyinctattoo.blogspot.comwww.conspiracyinctattoo.blogspot.com and join the mailing list/newsletter. The form in on the right side of the blog. 

Saturday, January 2, 2016

Happy New Year Y'all!!

Hope everyone has made it into 2016 as nice as I did. It has been a good start so far. New years eve was enjoyed in the amazing company of my lovely girlfriend, Kinga and my handsome dog, Lucifer. A lot of delicious food and chilling all day. Hanging on the couch and watching movies. Awesome... Just what we needed. And what a nice change to start the year NOT hungover! Spend the whole day snacking more food and delicious leftovers and watching (almost) all 3 of Lord Of The Rings (extended version). Today I did the first tattoo of the year... completely forgot to take a picture though. It was something I don't get asked to do, like, ever... Outline of a world map. Many people think that I only want to do certain things and only if there is an upside down cross in it... not true, people! So I kinda enjoyed starting the year in this humble matter and giving Paul his first tattoo. Thanks Paul!

I want to say thanks to all my amazing friends and customers who made 2015 a good year despite challenges and struggles. You all made it easier to get through it all. I am convinced that 2016 will be easier and better and full of more good times and fun events, just like it used. I hope that we get to have even more good times together and 2016 will be the year where we get Conspiracy Inc. back on track. But more about all this later. Again, Thank you all. I am hoping to see you all in this new year that is ahead of us.

It is hard for me to figure out where to start... so many things to update you all about. I will try to do it short so we can get to the fancy tattoo pictures.

My good friend, Nick aka Electric Pick came up with this idea to make a little special online "club" for all you fellow pervs. "The Dirty Secrets Club". Since all these social medias, that we all love so much, won't allow us to show picture, drawings or paintings with, or of, naked bodies, Nick decided to make a place for him and a couple of his friends (including me), to show and sell all this sexy, erotic, pornographic and exciting art that we make. 
This club has been such a huge success that Nick has been forced to rethink the frames of this club to let more pervs join us. Therefor it is, in this writing moment, not possible to join for new members. Be patient and check back in or keep an eye on my Instagram and twitter to see when we are back in business. A huge thanks to everyone who have joined and a special thanks to those who have bought originals or ordered commissioned pieces. I am looking forward to make more to put in there. 

Here is a few teasers from Instagram.

In November I went back to Bergen to be part of an amazing historic Black Metal event. Some of the photos can already be seen here and on my other blog. More will come soon... Would love to hear what you all think about them... 
This was also a mental deadline for me to finish collecting for the Black metal book that I have been working on for the last many years. Many last pieces fell into place around this event and made it even more clear that now is the time. 
If everything goes as planned, Nick and I will start laying it out when he comes and join us here at Conspiracy Inc. in February. Yes... that mean that he will be here to tattoo as well so keep an eye on his blog and Conspiracy Inc. for updates on bookings. I, for one, is super excited to have him back. 

Gaahls Wyrd at Blekk Metal

2016 wile filled with travels as always. First one is right around the corner and will be back to Bergen and my Norwegian family at Let's Buzz. I will be there to make a few tattoos and gather the absolute last pieces for the book. I will be there from the 19th of January till the 28th of January. Although most spots is filled there is still a few spots open so should you be interested in getting tattooed there then send a mail with the usual info, Idea, spot, size, budget and so on, to Onkelallan@gmail.com

For the first time, I will be at the Paris Tattoo Convention, Mondial Du Tatouage, from the 4-6th of March. I will be doing my usual thing with walk-ins from Premade designs so no need to book, just come by and see if there is anything you like. 

I am always very excited to be back in Tokyo, Japan, with my family at Ink Rat Tattoo. I will available for appointments from the 1-20th of april. For appointments, email me with the usual... idea, spot, size and so on to 

I am also excited to be back in this new edition of the Brighton Tattoo convention that this year has been moved to a warmer and hopefully less windy time of year. This time the dates are the 30th of April to the 1st of May. Check the site for more info. Same deal as Paris... Walk-ups only from designs. Come check it out!

Some time in May there might be a smaller spot in Copenhagen back with my good buddy, David, the Infamous Dino Baby. But since we don't have dates set yet, I won't be taking appointments for that just yet. 

For the rest of you who wants to come see me here in Berlin, I am currently booking from 
January till july 2016.
Same thing goes... Send a mail with your Idea, Spot, Size and Budget if you are on one, to 
 Should you be traveling to Berlin later on in the year and want to book an appointment then just send a mail anyway and I will see if my plans are clear for that time and we might be able to book you in anyway. I understand that some people need to plan their trips longer than a few months in advance so just send a mail with your plans and we can try to make it work. 
That goes for people, who just happens to be in town, as well. I try not to overbook myself so there might be room to book you in. Just send me a mail. 

One of the things I have missed this last year have been some of the events that Conspiracy Inc. usually make. We will try to change that this year. But more about that later when the plans are more set... But Halloween is back for sure!!! 

There is so many more things that I want to announce but it seams like this post is getting to long to keep you peoples focus... so I will wait. Easy, Easy.... The pictures are coming! 

I will remind you guys about travels and dates and such regularly.
As mentioned earlier, I am booking this month, January, at the moment. There has again been too many obstacles for me to keep up with my bookings and that has again left me with way too many gaps in my calendar. So let me know if you want to get an appointment this month. 
I might make some new flash if the time presents itself. Maybe walk-In days? Let me know.

Ok ok... Picture time.

Friday, December 25, 2015

Sign Of An Open Eye

Here is some more photos from the amazing Blekk Metal Event this year in Bergen, Norway. These are from one of my favourite shows, Gaahls Wyrd. More shots and alternative versions can bee seen on my photo blog HERE

Unholy Night

Using these holidays to post some stuff on these here old blogs. I guess it is about time and waaaaay overdue.
In November I was a part of a very special and historic black metal and tattoo event in Bergen, Norway... Blekk Metal. Go check out the site to see more about what you missed out on. And miss out you did if you weren't there. This was a once in a life time kinda thing!
Besides being there to tattoo I also brought my camera to capture a few of the bands playing there. Some of these photos have been posted on my photo blog and more will follow soon. Go HERE to see them.
Here is a couple of alternative versions of some of the shots.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Conspiracy takeover.

Dear people of Hamburg. It is with pleasure that I announce that conspiracy Inc. will be doing a short (but sweet) takeover of your precious tattoo parlor, The Black Hole, from Monday the 24th of August till Thursday the 27th of August. Please email me to book an appointment at onkelallan@gmail.com 

See you there hamburgers!! 

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Sunday the 8th of August

Sunday jazz. Sunday coffee. Sunday brunch at home. Sunday icecream with these two cuties!! Still have some Sunday paintings to do. Maybe some cold Sunday white vine will help. 

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Sunday 2nd of August.

Sunday coffee and Sunday jazz. Walk in the sun and later ramen with good people!! Life is good. 

Friday, July 31, 2015

It Happened Again...

I was doind soooo well with the blogging .... and then I went to Denmark without the Instax camera... and it has been hard to get back into it again but I will! PROMISE!!

Until then... Important Business!!

Actually I am booking the rest of the year but I have dates I really want to fill.

So just to keep you interested, in case you guys forgot what it is that I am doing, then here is some tattoo pictures. Now who want to get tattooed?? Email me on

Wow... That was a mixed bunch! Ok so lets book those appointments, shall we?

Ohhh... one last thing! I'll be heading back to New York this September. i am waiting to set the work dates with Adam but be ready to book as soon as I announce it on my social media thingies! I have some people booked but there will be a couple of openings. 

The Montreal Convention is full by now. If we emailed about appointments, I will get back to you soon!!

London Tattoo Convention! As the last many years, I will be doing walk up's from remade designs so just drop by and see if there is anything you like. Who ever is ready to get tattooed when I am done with a tattoo will be next. Looking forward to see you all there.

More soon!