Shine On A Rainy Day

Listening to Brent Cobb while making this here post.
How have you been?
I have been up to all sort of things! So many that it has been hard to keep up and get back on updating you few guys left here on this blog, but I haven't forgotten about you or given up on the blog. It's as always just really hard to live up to the standard that I have set for myself and the idea of the next post being really amazing. So instead of posting something, which would be better than nothing, no new posts makes it to the internet. Well, here we go again. Lets skip this and get into it. Let's try to reconnect. Let's get reacquainted. Let's get up to date.

Last time I told you guys, that my friend, Electric Pick, was in town, visiting. Yeah well... he is now living in the house and is working besides me at Conspiracy Inc. That's right OG Conspiracy crew back together again! He is currently taking bookings for both smaller and bigger pieces so get a hold of him to get one of his amazing pieces. Rumours has it that he has a bunch of ideas of new things that he really wanna try to tattoo. Especially these really cool flying or floating houses. Super cool ides...he just need someone to tattoo them on. Get on it people!

He is here to stay so don't be afraid to start those big pieces. You no longer have to wait a year for the next session. Hit him up on Pick@electricpick.com

Another thing that happened since last time is, that I have for filled another childhood dream. Getting a Harley Davidson. Since I was a kid I have dreamed about getting a Harley Davidson. For many reasons that dream had always seemed impossible and something that wouldn't be happening to me. But it did! Things fell into place and my dream became a reality in May after taking my drivers licence in the early months of spring. Here she is! My 2017 Harley Davidson Dyna Street Bob.

 Doing this, is one of the most amazing things, I have ever done and I can't believe where it takes me and what roads have been opened up to me... pun intended. I want to go places, I never felt like going to before. Since getting my baby it has taken me from Berlin to Copenhagen, Denmark. To Bergen in Norway. To Prague with my buddy Adam Guy Hays, who himself have been possessed by this love for riding a machine on two wheels. I tell you guys, all the cliches are real! It's all true! It is freedom on two wheels. What a feeling riding with the wind in your face, smelling your surroundings and watching amazing landscapes fly by. Things you never get to see or feel while driving inside a car.
I can go on and on about how great this feels and what it does to me but I don't think you would care and I don't think we will cover much more ground in this here post, so I will try to wrap it up as fast as I can!
But I can't let the subject go completely because it is a part of what is coming.
I will go to New York in a few weeks and I can't wait to go ride in the states with my Brother Adam Hays. This trip will only be a taste of what is coming. If everything goes as planned, we will be going on a longer adventure next year. New York to San Diego and maybe back. Unfortunately that won't be on my own bike, but there is a sweet substitute waiting for me and I am excited to ride through USA with Adam.
Should you want to watch some of my adventures on the bike, you can check out my YouTube Channel. I will insert a video here... Ok two....

First one of me and my beloved dog, Lucifer riding together.




The second one is from my ride to Bergen.




I'm still learning how to edit the videos and make it more interesting to look at so bare with me. I am also planning on doing some Vlog episodes soon so stay tuned for those... even better subscribe to the channel and since you're there anyway maybe press that like button.
I want to make stuff happen on the channel and I hope it will encourage me to keep this blog alive running alongside the videos.
I hope you guys will help and encourage me on this new travel. This new motorcycle adventure is something that I am very very passionate about and therefor something I want to share with you all. Hopefully you will all come with me on this ride and see where it takes me.
To begin with there will be mostly motorcycle stuff on the channel, but I am planning on mixing my tattoo life in the videos from time to time and sooner or later the channel could become a good mix of both. But let me know either here or in the comments on the channel what you guys think and what you would like to see. One thing I will try to maintain on the channel is to keep it positive so keep it light people. There is too many keyboard warriors out there. If you don't like the videos... then just don't look at them. No one forces you to look at them. It's your free choice, so keep the comments constructive and positive to improve the content.
Looking forward to hear from you.

My special little guy, Lucifer,  have had a rough year with an operation for two slipped discs and a new allergy, but this 13 year old puppy is tough as nails and keeps going strong. After a period of dog physiotherapy he is back to being his playful self. From barely being able to stand to running and playing again, I am happy to say that Lucifer is back to his normal self.
He actually gets excited when his motorcycle bag comes out and I ask him if he wants to go ride the motorcycle. Best!!

Kinga have also been daring enough to go on the back of the bike a few times. I hope to be able to share more trips on two wheels with her.

Now I think it is time to look forward a bit. We can't keep dwelling on the past, now can we?

I wan't to announce a few travel plans for the future. I will update the list as we go but here is what I know for now.

October- November 2017 -Riding with Adam Hays and eating delicious food and drinking tasty coffee in New York.

December 5th-14th 2017 - Back at Let's Buzz in Bergen, Norway. Some xmas/anti Xmas time will be held on Saturday the 9th. Check Let's Buzz' Facebook for details. For normal booking email me at Onkelallan@gmail.com

February 3rd-4th 2018 - Chiangmai, Thailand Convention. With following vacation and possibly a short guest spot.

March 9th-11th 2018 - Mondial du Tatouage, Paris, France. Will be doing walk-ups from predrawn designs so just come by.

Mid April-Mid May 2018 - Riding through the states with Adam Hays on motorcycles!!

There will be added more trips as soon as I can confirm the dates.


In the works is also a bunch of new merch. So far I just launched a new shirt. Hope you will like it! One more coming soon plus "godless tattooing" aka Corpsepaint uncle will be back in stock soon as well.
But for now you can get your hands on this burning hot item. Get yours before I run out of your size.

My black metal book is still available despite pubic belief. It is NOT sold out. You can still buy it from me at the studio or online through Clandestine Republic. Just go HERE

230 pages of Black Metal goodies. Drawings, paintings, tattoos, photos and sketches. Foreword by the legend, and my friend, Kristian "Gaahl" Espedal.

Ok before this gets out of hand and gets toooooo long I better get you guys a couple of tattoos. That is usually why you guys are here, right?

Before I go I want to mention that since I will be in New York this year for Halloween there will be no Halloween walk-in day at Conspiracy Inc. THIS year but we hope that we can pick it back up next year. So start thinking about something cool to dress up as next year for the Conspiracy Inc. Halloween bash!

Lats thing, I will open my bookings from now till February 2018 so send me a mail on onkelallan@gmail.com to book an appointment. As always, let me know what you want, where you want it, how big you want it and when you would like to have it done. Anything to make the booking process easier and faster. Thank you!

Looking forward to see you soon!

Cancelations

I guess the cancellation season isn't quite over just yet. I have had a bunch of new cancelations and some even double dates so that has pretty much cleared up all of next week for me. That means that I need your help to fill some of these gaps.

Right now this is what is available. 

Monday the 11th of January

Tuesday the 12th of January

Thursday the 14th of January 

Friday the 15th of January

Monday the 18th of January 

To book any of the dates just email me at 

Onkelallan@gmail.com

I will be in Bergen, Norway from the 20th to the 28th of January working at Let's Buzz. There is still a few openings left there so if anyone is up for it let me know.

Same deal... Email idea, size, placement etc. to

onkelallan@gmail.com

And one more time to the ones who have been away on holiday...

I am still booking from now till July. If you are planning to come later in the year just send me a mail anyway and we will have a look at the dates.

Now some pictures to keep you all happy.

One more thing for those who doesn't follow the shop blog. Jakub have started a Conspiracy Inc. Newsletter where you will be informed about events, cancelations, guest artists, new merch etc.

Go to conspiracyinctattoo.blogspot.comwww.conspiracyinctattoo.blogspot.com and join the mailing list/newsletter. The form in on the right side of the blog. 

Happy New Year Y'all!!

Hope everyone has made it into 2016 as nice as I did. It has been a good start so far. New years eve was enjoyed in the amazing company of my lovely girlfriend, Kinga and my handsome dog, Lucifer. A lot of delicious food and chilling all day. Hanging on the couch and watching movies. Awesome... Just what we needed. And what a nice change to start the year NOT hungover! Spend the whole day snacking more food and delicious leftovers and watching (almost) all 3 of Lord Of The Rings (extended version). Today I did the first tattoo of the year... completely forgot to take a picture though. It was something I don't get asked to do, like, ever... Outline of a world map. Many people think that I only want to do certain things and only if there is an upside down cross in it... not true, people! So I kinda enjoyed starting the year in this humble matter and giving Paul his first tattoo. Thanks Paul!

I want to say thanks to all my amazing friends and customers who made 2015 a good year despite challenges and struggles. You all made it easier to get through it all. I am convinced that 2016 will be easier and better and full of more good times and fun events, just like it used. I hope that we get to have even more good times together and 2016 will be the year where we get Conspiracy Inc. back on track. But more about all this later. Again, Thank you all. I am hoping to see you all in this new year that is ahead of us.

It is hard for me to figure out where to start... so many things to update you all about. I will try to do it short so we can get to the fancy tattoo pictures.

My good friend, Nick aka Electric Pick came up with this idea to make a little special online "club" for all you fellow pervs. "The Dirty Secrets Club". Since all these social medias, that we all love so much, won't allow us to show picture, drawings or paintings with, or of, naked bodies, Nick decided to make a place for him and a couple of his friends (including me), to show and sell all this sexy, erotic, pornographic and exciting art that we make. 
This club has been such a huge success that Nick has been forced to rethink the frames of this club to let more pervs join us. Therefor it is, in this writing moment, not possible to join for new members. Be patient and check back in or keep an eye on my Instagram and twitter to see when we are back in business. A huge thanks to everyone who have joined and a special thanks to those who have bought originals or ordered commissioned pieces. I am looking forward to make more to put in there. 

Here is a few teasers from Instagram.

In November I went back to Bergen to be part of an amazing historic Black Metal event. Some of the photos can already be seen here and on my other blog. More will come soon... Would love to hear what you all think about them... 

This was also a mental deadline for me to finish collecting for the Black metal book that I have been working on for the last many years. Many last pieces fell into place around this event and made it even more clear that now is the time. 

If everything goes as planned, Nick and I will start laying it out when he comes and join us here at Conspiracy Inc. in February. Yes... that mean that he will be here to tattoo as well so keep an eye on his blog and Conspiracy Inc. for updates on bookings. I, for one, is super excited to have him back. 

Gaahls Wyrd at Blekk Metal

2016 wile filled with travels as always. First one is right around the corner and will be back to Bergen and my Norwegian family at Let's Buzz. I will be there to make a few tattoos and gather the absolute last pieces for the book. I will be there from the 19th of January till the 28th of January. Although most spots is filled there is still a few spots open so should you be interested in getting tattooed there then send a mail with the usual info, Idea, spot, size, budget and so on, to Onkelallan@gmail.com

For the first time, I will be at the Paris Tattoo Convention, Mondial Du Tatouage, from the 4-6th of March. I will be doing my usual thing with walk-ins from Premade designs so no need to book, just come by and see if there is anything you like. 

I am always very excited to be back in Tokyo, Japan, with my family at Ink Rat Tattoo. I will available for appointments from the 1-20th of april. For appointments, email me with the usual... idea, spot, size and so on to 

Onkelallan@gmail.com

I am also excited to be back in this new edition of the Brighton Tattoo convention that this year has been moved to a warmer and hopefully less windy time of year. This time the dates are the 30th of April to the 1st of May. Check the site for more info. Same deal as Paris... Walk-ups only from designs. Come check it out!

Some time in May there might be a smaller spot in Copenhagen back with my good buddy, David, the Infamous Dino Baby. But since we don't have dates set yet, I won't be taking appointments for that just yet. 

For the rest of you who wants to come see me here in Berlin, I am currently booking from 

January till july 2016.

Same thing goes... Send a mail with your Idea, Spot, Size and Budget if you are on one, to 

Onkelallan@gmail.com

 Should you be traveling to Berlin later on in the year and want to book an appointment then just send a mail anyway and I will see if my plans are clear for that time and we might be able to book you in anyway. I understand that some people need to plan their trips longer than a few months in advance so just send a mail with your plans and we can try to make it work. 
That goes for people, who just happens to be in town, as well. I try not to overbook myself so there might be room to book you in. Just send me a mail. 

One of the things I have missed this last year have been some of the events that Conspiracy Inc. usually make. We will try to change that this year. But more about that later when the plans are more set... But Halloween is back for sure!!! 

There is so many more things that I want to announce but it seams like this post is getting to long to keep you peoples focus... so I will wait. Easy, Easy.... The pictures are coming! 

I will remind you guys about travels and dates and such regularly.
As mentioned earlier, I am booking this month, January, at the moment. There has again been too many obstacles for me to keep up with my bookings and that has again left me with way too many gaps in my calendar. So let me know if you want to get an appointment this month. 
I might make some new flash if the time presents itself. Maybe walk-In days? Let me know.

Ok ok... Picture time.