HO HO HO

Whether you choose to believe in a god or not I wish you a great xmas. For me it's all about the amazing food and great company and not about religion at all. But that doesn't mean that I can say thanks to all my friends, family, colleagues and customers with a little xmas card. Taken..hmrrr hrmrmr.. on our winter cabin in the Alps where we like to go a jodle from time to time. So however you choose to spend this time I wish you all the best. 

See you all soon!

London London London

So here I am again...and it has only been a day!!

I wanted to do a post about this years London Convention but as I was looking through my photos I realised that all the photos looked like crap or were out of focus! I did some really really fun ones too but the lighting in the convention is so terrible that it was impossible to get a good shot with my real camera. I was hoping that it would be better if I took them with my iPhone... it wasn't. So no pictures this time! Sorry! You should go to the Conspiracy Inc. Blog to see the post Amalie posted with some shots from the convention. But we still had a great time and as always, I wanna send a giant thank you to all the cool people who dropped by to get tattooed, say hi or buy stuff! THANK YOU!! 

Like the last couple of years, we shared the booth with my good friend Chriss Dettmer. The best booth mate ever. We stayed at a new hotel this time which was a really nice change but also resulted in us being a bit less social than we used to be since we didn't have to walk through the hotel bar on our way to our rooms. The hotel was really nice and in a new area, which meant new restaurants... what a treat! 

This convention thing that I have been doing for the last couple of years, doing walk-up only, from flash, was working perfectly again this year. So well that I will do the same for the Brighton convention. That's right! We are going to be at the Brighton Convention this February. No bookings. Just drop by and see what I have drawn up and who ever is ready as soon as I am will get tattooed. 

I have more new stuff to tell you, so this is it, about London. Sorry for the lack of photos. But I can't leave you without some sort of photo. 

Tune in again tomorrow for a new post.

Queen Ov Hell

I recently did a painting to help my good friend Nick, promote my never ending Black Metal Book project that will be published through Clandestine Republic hopefully around summer 2014. So maybe it will end... Some day!

This painting was made specially for him to sell through Clandestine Republic and is only made in 100 copies. 

Its a high quality giclée print on fancy fine art paper measuring 40 x 61 cm (16" x 24") and all numbered and hand stamped.

Since in writing moment half has already been sold I wouldn't sleep on this. Go HERE to buy it. It can not be bought through the shop or me since I don't have any of them. I really hope you guys like this.

While you are there you should check out Electric Picks 2 amazing comics, Red Box and Turbo Drome

A taste of Red Box

And a taste of Turbo Drome

There is all sorts of cool limited prints from awesome artist for sale right now so go shop now before they all are sold out. It is also last minute if you want to make sure they get there in time to be under that there three... You know which one I'm talking about.

Great presents for sure. So go shop! NOW!!!

More updates and teasers about the book later... just so you don't forget.

XXX

After a busy busy couple of months of this and that I'm finally ready to start this pervy project of mine.
Many things has happened since last post and that is one of the reasons why it has been that long. I will try to get back to you about some of the things soon. Promise. But since a lot of people have asked, if they were too late for the perv project, I figured that it might be better to get this cleared up right away. You are not too late... In fact it hasn't even started yet. I have been too busy to take on any orders, but it is starting to clear up a bit now, so here we go.  

This is how it is gonna work:

To get a custom ordered perv painting you pay a non refundable deposit of 50€ to my paypal at a@uncleallan.com and put in you email address and comment it as build-a-perv. Then I'll send you a form that you will have to return to me with your requests. 
Please note that it can take a few weeks before I get them done, maybe longer if it is more difficult ideas. 

I would like to point one thing out. Although I'm up for painting your porn fantasies or what not, then this isn't about how far you can go. You don't have to think of the craziest, most vulgar thing ever. Don't try to freak me out or "impress" me with what ever wild thing you have thought up. I wanna paint something erotic, porn, tease, but not something crazy for the sake of being crazy. I'm not saying that you have to hold back, just saying that you should choose what you really wanna have as a painting and not what you think is the craziest thing ever. 
   
There will be 3 different sizes to choose from (it's all in the form)
and the prices will range from 100€ - 400€ depending on size and details. 

The form also comes with more detail about how to do this and stuff. 

Here is a few more previews of what is possible but not what it has to look like. 

Any questions about this can be send to me on Onkelallan@gmail.com

Page from set of flash that I'm working on. More info as soon as it's done.

 Painting made for our friend Amanda... she really likes balls!

 A couple of random paintings and the first pre-order.

A couple of paintings done for the hell of it and flash. Maybe for sale soon on the webshop. Maybe...

I'm hopeing to get some fun orders from you soon! 

More news about stuff soon! 

Almost there...

So... I'm almost ready to get the Build-A-Perv project going and I gotta say that I'm excited. Both to get started on all the cool paintings that I hopefully will get to do but also to see if this will work. But I really look forward to get my perv on and paint a ton for you all. So keep an close eye on the blog in the days to come. 

Since the last time I blogged here, there has been a lot of updates on the Conspiracy Inc. blog. Guests, projects, and even a new webshop. So please head over there to see all the new stuff and to see who is coming in the near future so you can book an appointment before it is too late. 

Time for pictures!

See you soon!

Black black black

I'm still working on my Black Metal book project that will be published through Clandestine Republic as soon as I get completely done with putting together stuff... I keep finding stuff I want to add to this dark project of mine and therefore keep postponing the deadline... BUT it will happen. I still feel that there is some black metal tattoos to be done so if you have some cool idea in mind that has something to do with Black Metal then let me know ad I will try to squeeze you in as soon as possible. Since there is a deadline somewhere I will do what I can to get these last minute pieces done asap. So Email me if you have an idea that you think will work with the project. I have to point out that is really have to have some reference to Black Metal music and not just satanic imagery. I would prefer to do stuff with reference to band members or bands but it can also be reference to a song title or even lyrics. 

Immortal on Copenhell 2012

I know that it isn't fair to the ones who have been waiting for an appointment forever but I need to finish this soon so I will have to do it this way. But if you are on the waitinglist to get something else you can still jump on this opportunity and still keep your spot on the list. This is two different things. So get on it people and help me make this book super awesome and dark!!! 

Email me with idea, size, placement and reference if needed to: 

onkelallan@gmail.com

Build-A-Perv

For more than a year now I have been wanting to get into my next project/theme... erotic and porn. It has been difficult for me to find the time to get into this but more importantly it has been hard for me to figure out where and how to start. So many ideas and ways to do this. So many different mediums and genres to get into. But most difficult for me is still to figure out how dirty, sexy, provocative, suggestive, hardcore I can do this. I, personally, don't have any problem with painting or tattooing anything super graphic but I have to admit that there still is a bit of me that is hesitant to put out the dirty stuff because what people might think... but on the other hand... I don't care if any of you think that I'm a perv. There is nothing wrong with a bit of tastefull porn/erotic or what ever you wanna call it.

 But my hesitation made me think of an idea! I'm gonna let you be the pervs! I'm gonna let it be up to you to choose how dirty or graphic it will be. See, since I usually need a deadline to finish any paintings I do, I figured out a way to do this, have a design idea to go on and at the same time make paintings on commission. I still havn't figured out all the details but here is my thought and I need some feedback on this:

You get to build your own perv painting!

I wanna make a series of porn/erotic paintings but I don't really wanna do a show or anything like that. I just want to paint a lot and try out different ideas. So these paintings will be done by pre-orders so I have something to work towards. I will sell these originals cheaper than what I normally would sell my originals for since this is a project for both the buyer and me. I will keep the right to use it online and stuff but the original goes to the buyer obviously.    

The way it will work is that you, the buyer, will put down a deposit on the painting so I know that you are serious about it and that I'm not painting for nothing. When the deposit is paid I will send back a list with options to choose from, that you have to send back to me.

It will be options like if you want solo or couple. How graphic you want it. What style you want it in, like tattoo flash or more artsy. some answers will open up for a new question so I know exactly what to paint and what you want in your painting.  From the answers I will be able to make the painting the way the buyer want it and therefor leave the perviness be all up to you! Hey, I'm just painting what I'm told! Get it? 

I hope this makes sense but I will be more specific soon when I figure all the last details out and make the lists to send out. 

Here is a few examples of what it could be like but not limited to... It is just to give you an idea and something to look at in this post. 

So please leave a comment here about what you think or send me a mail with your comment to onkelallan@gmail.com but please don't send any questions. I don't have the time to answer at the moment and I will explain more when I am ready to set this up for real. It will happen and it will happen soon I just want a bit of feedback or thoughts before I set it in motion. 

Thanks and see you all soon!

Live from Berlin!!

Hello world! It's me... Uncle Allan... Remember me?

I have so many things to tell and show and as usual so little time to do it. But I will try to make a few posts for you to get back into my blogness. I know we have been down this road before with empty promises of more frequently blog posts but I will actually make an effort today of preparing a few posts that will be posted in the time to come.
One of the reasons for this is not only to make it look like I'm actually blogging again but also to make sure that you all don't overload on news and shit. So we will take it slow and get into things one post at the time.

I can reveal this much that there will be stuff about new projects, and such for example some custom ordered erotic painting ala build-a-painting... but more about this soon enough.

Today I think we will start with news about bookings and stuff.

The waiting list is slowly dying. What this mean, other than that people soon doesn't have to sign up for two years of waiting, you can read about in THIS blog post on the Conspiracy Inc. blog.

I'm still working on my Black Metal book and trying to get all my stuff for it together but I feel like there is room for a few more tattoos. So if anyone still have some cool ideas get in touch and I will do what I can to squeeze you in as soon as possible. If you want to get something black metal tattooed then email me at onkelallan@gmail.com with your idea and where you want it and what else I need to know to book it in. This is only for Black Metal related tattoos, other bookings still have to go through Amalie and have to wait like the rest of the normal projects. Go to the Conspiracy Inc. blog to see what to do.

In other appointment related news: I will be at the London Tattoo Convention again this year and as the last couple of years I will only be doing walk-ins. So no bookings needed and no special requests. I will be making some new flash that will only be done once so you still have your own personal piece done by me. I will get back about this later when I have started making the new flash.

I think this is it for the first post. Check back in soon. More exciting news to come!

Now... picture time!

 

Guest and the new crew

I'm sorry that my new post isn't new regarding what I have been up to lately... soon... promise. But I just wanted to remind you all that our friend Joey Ortega is coming tomorrow and will be here as a guest for some days so if you wanna get something done by him write us at conspiracyinctattoo@gmail.com or get in touch with him HERE. He will be tattooing from the 8th to the 12th so don't wait too long here people.

I also want remind you that our new crew has landed and are ready to get their tattooing on. We are super stoked to have them working with us and I can't wait for them to get into work mode with us so hit them up for appointments or just contact us for a consultation appointment. 

Matthew's work.

Go HERE to see more of Matthew's work and for contact info.

Wendy's first tattoo here in Berlin.

Go HERE to see more of Wendy's work and for contact info.

If there is something else just email Amalie on conspiracyinctattoo@gmail.com

So there come get tattooed. 

See you soon.

Guess who is back.

I just realized yesterday how little blogging I had been doing for a loooong time. I mean, I knew that I hadn't been posting a lot but going back to my blog to find out exactly how few posts there have been the last year was terrifying. Sorry!! I know I keep saying that it will change... So lets not go there today. How about I tell you that our move to Berlin has been amazing. We frigging love it here and every day is a reminder that this was a good idea and what we were supposed to do.
We haven't had any time for real sightseeing since we have a lot of work to do in the house. Everything is in good condition but anyone who has been to our old studio knows that we can't just live with plain white walls and fluorescent light. No sir. So we have a lot to do and we are already regulars at the local Bauhaus for paints and wood and stuff. I promise that there will be pictures soon enough but it is still a big work in progress so be patient a bit longer.
We have already had a few people through the shop and I would like to say thanks to them all for dealing with the mess and delays because of missing equipment still hiding in moving boxes. You have all been amazing and made the transition so much easier.
It seems like all my customers have had no problem figuring out that we are in the second back yard. Only two of Nicks customers felt that they had to ask the tattoo shop that is located on the street (same address) where we were. So please, don't go ask him where we are. We like the guy and we would like him to keep liking us so please be respectful enough to NOT go bug him about where we are. It's not that hard since there isn't that many gates leading to the backyards and there isn't that many big red buildings in any of the mentioned backyards either.
Ok enough mocking... Well... Almost... I gotta mention this too..
I am amazed by the people, who have noticed that we have moved to Berlin and even know the address and all, but who haven't noticed that Eckel hasn't been working with us since may last year. Go visit his blog for his whereabouts and appointments (Spoiler: he has moved to Brighton).
We are still trying to set a permanent date for the official opening of the new empire and we are leaning towards mid April. Keep an eye on the conspiracy inc. blog for dates.
I had a bunch of stuff that I wanted to share and tell but I have to go and do stuff here. I just figured a little bit of update was better than no update. And I even have a few pictures for you. Well they are all from my instagram but again... Better than nothing, right?

I will try to pop back in soon. Promise. Stay tuned and see you soon.

Now... some instagram photos!

The Riesen Bunker!!

We even found a new coffee and vinyl shop... although this isn't our new coffee place. Great breakfast and burgers though.

From Mi ouda... our sunday coffee place.

We have had time to have a lot of visitors in between renovating.

Cutest eskimo. 

Daily coffee place... Double Eye!!

Sunday Coffee.

Double Eye

Bedroom sun.