Tuesday, July 30, 2013


For more than a year now I have been wanting to get into my next project/theme... erotic and porn. It has been difficult for me to find the time to get into this but more importantly it has been hard for me to figure out where and how to start. So many ideas and ways to do this. So many different mediums and genres to get into. But most difficult for me is still to figure out how dirty, sexy, provocative, suggestive, hardcore I can do this. I, personally, don't have any problem with painting or tattooing anything super graphic but I have to admit that there still is a bit of me that is hesitant to put out the dirty stuff because what people might think... but on the other hand... I don't care if any of you think that I'm a perv. There is nothing wrong with a bit of tastefull porn/erotic or what ever you wanna call it.
 But my hesitation made me think of an idea! I'm gonna let you be the pervs! I'm gonna let it be up to you to choose how dirty or graphic it will be. See, since I usually need a deadline to finish any paintings I do, I figured out a way to do this, have a design idea to go on and at the same time make paintings on commission. I still havn't figured out all the details but here is my thought and I need some feedback on this:

You get to build your own perv painting!
I wanna make a series of porn/erotic paintings but I don't really wanna do a show or anything like that. I just want to paint a lot and try out different ideas. So these paintings will be done by pre-orders so I have something to work towards. I will sell these originals cheaper than what I normally would sell my originals for since this is a project for both the buyer and me. I will keep the right to use it online and stuff but the original goes to the buyer obviously.    
The way it will work is that you, the buyer, will put down a deposit on the painting so I know that you are serious about it and that I'm not painting for nothing. When the deposit is paid I will send back a list with options to choose from, that you have to send back to me.
It will be options like if you want solo or couple. How graphic you want it. What style you want it in, like tattoo flash or more artsy. some answers will open up for a new question so I know exactly what to paint and what you want in your painting.  From the answers I will be able to make the painting the way the buyer want it and therefor leave the perviness be all up to you! Hey, I'm just painting what I'm told! Get it? 

I hope this makes sense but I will be more specific soon when I figure all the last details out and make the lists to send out. 

Here is a few examples of what it could be like but not limited to... It is just to give you an idea and something to look at in this post. 

So please leave a comment here about what you think or send me a mail with your comment to onkelallan@gmail.com but please don't send any questions. I don't have the time to answer at the moment and I will explain more when I am ready to set this up for real. It will happen and it will happen soon I just want a bit of feedback or thoughts before I set it in motion. 

Thanks and see you all soon!

Friday, July 26, 2013

Live from Berlin!!

Hello world! It's me... Uncle Allan... Remember me?

I have so many things to tell and show and as usual so little time to do it. But I will try to make a few posts for you to get back into my blogness. I know we have been down this road before with empty promises of more frequently blog posts but I will actually make an effort today of preparing a few posts that will be posted in the time to come.
One of the reasons for this is not only to make it look like I'm actually blogging again but also to make sure that you all don't overload on news and shit. So we will take it slow and get into things one post at the time.

I can reveal this much that there will be stuff about new projects, and such for example some custom ordered erotic painting ala build-a-painting... but more about this soon enough.

Today I think we will start with news about bookings and stuff.

The waiting list is slowly dying. What this mean, other than that people soon doesn't have to sign up for two years of waiting, you can read about in THIS blog post on the Conspiracy Inc. blog.

I'm still working on my Black Metal book and trying to get all my stuff for it together but I feel like there is room for a few more tattoos. So if anyone still have some cool ideas get in touch and I will do what I can to squeeze you in as soon as possible. If you want to get something black metal tattooed then email me at onkelallan@gmail.com with your idea and where you want it and what else I need to know to book it in. This is only for Black Metal related tattoos, other bookings still have to go through Amalie and have to wait like the rest of the normal projects. Go to the Conspiracy Inc. blog to see what to do.

In other appointment related news: I will be at the London Tattoo Convention again this year and as the last couple of years I will only be doing walk-ins. So no bookings needed and no special requests. I will be making some new flash that will only be done once so you still have your own personal piece done by me. I will get back about this later when I have started making the new flash.

I think this is it for the first post. Check back in soon. More exciting news to come!
Now... picture time!