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I have been working on taking pictures of the dirty antler girls all day so it looks like they will be ready for your xmas shopping. Who doesn't want to open a sexy present on xmas? Sexy you ask? Well too sexy for some apparently. Last night I censored all the dirty stuff with pixels and put them on my myspace. I went for a walk with Lucifer and when I came back all the paintings were deleted and I had gotten a mail from Myspace telling me that they had deleted some picture that were to dirty for myspace. I am guessing that some one saw them and snitched on me since it went so fast. How else would they know 5 min after I uploaded them? Well now they are back up on my profile with Mysoace Toms big head on top of all the dirtyness. You can still enjoy them here but even more if you buy the prints when they get here. More about that as soon as I figure everything out.

Later Bloggers!!

WARNING!!!! This post contains Naked Antler Girls!!

Thaaaaat's right!! I am finally done with all four very sexyfull, nakid antler ladies!! It has taken me long enough but with what little time I have outside of tattooing I guess it wasn't too bad. The plan is still to make a limited batch of fine ass prints of these babies so keep and eye on this here blog for info about this. Since we are going to Japan for 3 weeks soon it might not be until after we are back...BUT in time for ya'll to get it before xmas...wink wink!! When we figure it all out there will also be a way to order the Satanic antler lady who previously only have been for sale at the London Convention and the shop. She is a bit bigger that the other prints so we have had a hard time finding the right transportation for this fine lady with out stuffing her into a gigantic tube of some kind. So the plan is to have them ready for sale in the beginning of December.

But now...Here they are:

Goatwhore and cupcakes.

Monsieur Joseph, maker of ladies undergarments, came back for his two new pieces, picturing the tools of his trade. He previously got the inside of his upper arms done by me and this time he went for the lower arms.
With him from Paris he brought cakes that he found appropriate for a shop of the Heavy Metals as our own... fairy cakes. And what better way to enjoy a delicious fairy cake than with the soothing sound of satanic metal and a good cup of coffee? Thank you Monsieur J for the treat!

Left, Thursday.

Right, Friday.

Hazardous mutation

Marcus got his sleeve of Radioactive madness finished the other day. We had some background left and some colours in the fishes but that was it... one sleeve done!
I got to warn you all that this tattoo is based on real events.

This tells the story about what can happen if you dump nuclear waste in a pond. This poor fisher man got in serious trouble one fine Sunday morning when he went fishing for the European perch. Little did he know that some big dirty industrial baddy corporation had been dumping their radioactive waste in the little pond and that this had resolved in the mutation of all living in the nice little pond. The flowers had grown huge, the perches were the size of a small whale and there were now a giant monster of an octopus ruling the waters.


Here in this tattoo we see the struggle between the helpless fisherman and the giant pond monster. Will he make it out alive? We don't know but we do know that if he does survive, no one will ever believe him. He simply drinks to much. You can tell by the red wine nose and the red cheeks. I guess there is two morals of this story. Don't throw nuclear waste in your pond...who knows what will come out of that radioactive green water. And don't drink too much...people won't believe you if you see a big bad monster in the pond.

A little something to think about!!

The Black Rider

I got me a new set of wheels...FROM HELL!!!
It's not like I have given in to the cult of fixies (that would be the death of me...no really...I would kill myself on one of those) but I really wanted something that wasn't killing me every time I had to get to the shop in a hurry. My other big bike, that I am keeping for transport purposes, is really heavy to ride which is nice when you are cruising but when you just want to get somewhere fast...well, then it's not really all that awesome.
The thought of a faster bike had been brewing in my head for a while but when I saw a picture of my friend Matthias' new black bike (also check out his crazy Bike crew) I was in love. I had just written him a mail, telling him that I was thinking about getting a faster bike, when I went for a walk with Lucifer and decided to go in and talk to the local bike shop about a bike for Amalie. That went so well that I decided to talk to him about something for me. I turn around and there is a black bike staring at me. It was a sign!! Nice, black, cheap and nothing too fancy but still made well. So without thinking to much about it (or at all) I heard myself say; "I'll take it!!"
So today he had finished it and given it the black handle that I wanted. Now, there still is a few things that could be made black but that might happen later. I would like to get rid of the fenders as well to make it look more simple and nice but since there most likely will be a lot of rain in the next couple of months, I think I will keep them on for now. Now I just have get used to ride on a real bike and I can't wait to take it for a real ride, full speed ahead with Goatwhore blasting in my ears...or maybe Judas Priest, painkiller!

Treasures from below

Amalie went down to the basement to find some winter clothes but with her from the deep she brought these fine jewels. We are not sure if they work but even if they don't they will look awesome on my shelf. Soon they will get cleaned up and dried and taken for some tests. Who knows what these fine machines will bring.

The chances of anything coming from mars is a million to one...

...But still they come!!!

Last night we had our War Of The Worlds geek night...a WOTW marathon!!! Awesome!! Tripod High five!!
Amalie and me started our second day of our extended weekend with some nice coffee and buying what was needed for this night of crazy tripodness.





I have a thing for synthetic tasting stuff and specially sodas so I got us a good selection in case others wanted to join me. Root beer, Funny blue sodas, strawberry and lime and cream soda. Also cheddar cheese chips was needed.


Nick had to work so Amalie, young and I started with what had brought us all together for this event: The musical version of War Of The Worlds. Many of you frequent readers and the frequent visitors of our shop knows how we love this musical masterpiece. In fact I grew up with it...hell, my mom was listening to it while in the hospital, waiting to give birth to me...That's how long I have been a fan!!
Well Young made delicious muffins that we enjoyed with some of my crazy sodas while watching the live concert of Jeff Waynes masterpiece.








After that awesomeness Nick was done working and came over in time to make these epic tripod burgers. Here spotted helping their tripod buddies destroying Thunderchild...man's last hope of survival.


After awesome homemade martian burgers we continued our marathon with War Of the worlds movie from 1953. Kinda funny but I think we all kinda dozed off now and then after the meat overdose.
But then it was time for Tom Cruise to take action against the martians. Awesome and yet terrible...but awesome!!







We ended the night with something not from mars but still damn awesome and epic: Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog. More musical madness!! Awesome! Musical high five!!

Jellyfishy

Mads got his little jellyfish finished the other day. I had decided to do all the lines in brown so it looks more softish. Hope it makes as much sense here in the pictures as it does on his arm.



Tonight is geek night!! Nick and Young is coming over for the grande War Of The Worlds marathon!! Now I don't wanna spoil all the blog fun so you will have to wait and see what that inkludes!! Later

Swedish ladies

These two tattoos now belongs to some great Swedish gals. Linda who already have gotten a nice little horse done by me got this peacock on the other arm to go with it. Damn all those feathers... well the picture isn't that clear and a lot of the ink got stuck on top of all the nice small lighter lines I did in the tail feathers so I hope I can bring a better picture later when it is nice and healed.




Felicia came back (and brought some awesome stuffed birds and antlers...thaaaaaank you guys!!!) to finish her snooty opera watching older lady. Also know as Lady Von Schnutenberg among Opera lovers around the world. She is known for her harsh critical comments on worldly matters, opera and ballet. Not to mess with.


The satanic Antler lady with the sacrificial lamb print is now for sale at conspiracy Inc. and is limited to 60 copies (hand signed and numbered). The satanic Dettmer/Unlce A print is also for sale. Prints is limited to 60 sets (hand signed and numbered). The split tshirt set is also for sale. Limited to 50 sets and only Medium left. Take your friend by the hand and drop by and buy a set...or two so you can take turn to be Dettmer or me. Awesome!!

Sneak peak of the shirts and prints here.

The dirty antler girls is coming along fine so hopefully it won't be too long before you dirty people can get your hands on these naughty prints. Update later.

See you soon!

This is from London, i'nit

from the taxi.

There was a lot of taking pictures of people taking pictures this weekend.

Me on the tube

Hata...sooo hot right now, Hata!

Another camera shot

...And a nother...

Model shoot with the faaaamous new model Hata.

Me at the marked sunday morning.

Amalies getting her picture taken by Anki...and me

Here we go again...with the camera shots...Hanna da kapt'n, i'nit

multiple London poses by Kent

Hunter

Amalie and her awesome birdnest hat that she made.

Foggy London Town

Just got back from this years London Convention. A great and busy weekend in good company of friends that we only get to see a few times a year on events like this. That is one of the best things about these conventions, getting to hang with our friends from all over the world. This year we hung with the Uk, Germany, Japan, USA and Sweden. Pretty international if you ask me. Good to see you all again!!

Me and my trusty convention buddy, Chriss Dettmer had prepared a whole bunch of new merch for this convention. It was a big deal for Chriss who the first conventions we did together didn't even have a banner, businesscards or portfolio... not this time!! He had EVERYTHING! Stickers, postcards, many different tshirts, flash, prints and portfolio. Too bad that people wasn't in a big shopping mode as they were the last couple of years. We still sold pretty good but there is still some of our limited prints and shirts and also my new antler lady print left. I will post a blog post about how to buy them and prices and stuff soon.

One thing that really really sucked about this weekend was that we were a lot of artists that was under the impression that the convention was closing late every night...well that was only the bar and the convention closed early like always. This mend that I had to cancel 2 appointments because I wouldn't have been able to finish in time. This really really sucked and I do not like to not be able to keep appointments like this. I hope I do get to do these 2 pieces sometime in Copenhagen and make it up for this.

So here is a the tattoos that I did...eccept for one that didn't turn out so well on the picture...an awesome ape it was...sad...but here is the rest.

The booth from HELL

Satanic teapot from hell.

Amy's typewriter.

Sarah Louise's Cage.

April's Mingo

Sad sad xmas.

This years London Convention was supposed to be the big xmas party when it came to merch...and it still will be BUT one of the bigger "presents" will be missing. We were supposed to have the skateboards that Chriss Dettmer and I did for Substance Abuse for sale at the convention but things got screwed up and it was too late. There will still be prints with the awesome designs and tshirts (buddy shirts that will form the skull when you guys stand next to each other) and my new satanic antler lady plus free stickers and new cards and shit so there will be stuff to spend money on.

For those of you, who are within travel distance of the shop, there will boards for sale at the shop later on when we figure out how many to get. If any of you want to reserve a board to make sure to get one then please let me know. Same goes if you want both boards, let me know because I won't get as many Chriss boards as my own so it would be nice to have an idea. So until further notice please let me know if you wanna reserve one. You can leave a comment or write to my mail at onkelallan@gmail.com.

For those of you, who can't drop by the shop and buy one you can order it through this page.

More merch news and stuff soon. I am a bit busy working on getting everything ready for London and have also been trying to get as much done on my dirty antler ladies...2 almost done! Keep swinging by!!

About time

It surely was about time that we finished this piece started almost a year ago. Well that's what happens when both the customer and the tattooer is busy all the time. We might come back and add a bit here and there when he decides what to get on the inside, above and next to it.


A big congratulation (in advance) and good luck with the baby!! When ever it happens. All the best from us!!


This next piece took a bit longer than we had expected. The first two sessions were really tough and frustrating because he bled a lot...really!! The session where we did all the black shading was a battle against the blood. In the end I had to throw in the towel after a way to short session and leave it with only black shading. That was why I was a bit concerned before this last session. For reason not clear to me we managed to put in all the rest of the colours...almost 7 hours and therefore a new trooper is added to the HALL OF FAME. Good job!!

Skate boards from HELL!!!

They are here!! They are finally here!!! The skate boards from hell...or from me and Chriss Dettmers desks. The boards that we have designed for Substance Abuse is ready to buy HERE. This is actually the design that we made for our split banner for the London convention this year...ok ok I will post my original design later in the post!

The decks from hell!! And you don't even have to pay with your soul!!

Well this will also be made as tshirts and prints. Both only available in pairs so you will get the full Uncle A/Dettmer effect!

The new and evil Uncle A logo that will be found on the back of the new tshirt.

If everything goes as planned we will have a few decks for sale at the London Convention, signed and everything. The prints and shirt should hopefully also make it there in time!! Fingers crossed. So save your money and come and spend them on our crap at the convention.

My painting and half of the banner for London.

To end this evil post of goodies...here is Youngs birthday rockin' Unicorn.